I hate Gimmicks. Its why I hate Boise State and their blue field, Oregon and their no huddle, and Penn State and their molestation. If you can't man up and play football like everyone else, then you're just finding ways to cheat that aren't written into the rules. The SEC is for cheaters.
2) Paul Johnson is an ugly mother fucker
3) They are second rate in their own state...GT can't even sell out their own stadium for a big Thursday night ACC matchup. Bobby Dodd stadium is historically known for just existing for a long time.. nothing that has to do with football. The most notable thing to ever happen at Bobby Dodd happened in the parking lot when Lee Corso's car exploded.
The Bulldogs take the cake in Georgia, the Falcons and Braves take it in Atlanta. I don't know who the hell likes GT, besides maybe Sean Glennon.
4) They think they're as good as us
While in the ACC together, we've won 20 more games than they have. They have only beaten us twice. Yet they think they're always looking at us eye-to-eye when really we should be getting their respect. They've never even won an ACC championship and that shit's pretty easy to do.
5) Bees are a shitty mascot
So maybe a Hokie Bird isn't that intimidating either but when your mascot is something that can be killed with spray then you're pretty much a pussy. Try spraying a turkey in the face with anything shy of mace, it'll just chase you or pass out. It won't die. Try spraying a husky in the face without having your balls chewed in half. Spray a hive of bees and you just committed genocide because bees are pussies.
Fuck bees.
The coolest thing to ever be in a yellow jacket was Dick Tracy.
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So maybe a Hokie Bird isn't that intimidating either but when your mascot is something that can be killed with spray then you're pretty much a pussy. Try spraying a turkey in the face with anything shy of mace, it'll just chase you or pass out. It won't die. Try spraying a husky in the face without having your balls chewed in half. Spray a hive of bees and you just committed genocide because bees are pussies.
Fuck bees.
The coolest thing to ever be in a yellow jacket was Dick Tracy.
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Calling something a "gimmick" implies that its sole purpose is to draw attention (not necessarily to be successful). The Kardashians and the Oregon athletic department are gimmicks.
Nebraska won national titles with the triple option. Washington won a Rose Bowl with it. Hell, GT won the ACC with it (more on that in a sec).
You can call the triple option many things (ancient, boring, communist, etc.). But it's not a gimmick.
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ACC football's relevance is hanging by a thread already. Why would you want to erase any part of its history? :P
Seriously though, the NCAA is more corrupt than Congress, and "vacating wins" is one of the most pointless and self-serving things they do. Don't be an enabler.
I was only being facetious by calling the triple option a gimmick. It's a lost art in football. But because GT runs it, I get to call it gay.
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